so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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