She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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