As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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