She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Come on in and take your pants off
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