that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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