at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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