whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This is my gift to your gina
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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