Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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