i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
We're too hungover to prance.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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