u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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