I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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