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So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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