she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
