Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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