ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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