So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So here I am, sexting at work.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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