There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So squirting runs in the family.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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