marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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