: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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