Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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