just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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