is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Randomize
