I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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