your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
high people should be assigned attendants
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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