i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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