Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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