If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
