It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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