Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
