I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize