when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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