do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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