even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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