if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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