i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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