Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
two words: eviction party
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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