my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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