ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
