The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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