So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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