You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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