D3 body, D1 cock
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I think my moral compass just broke
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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