He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
