sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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