do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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