Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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