4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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