We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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