One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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