People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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