are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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