You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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