doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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