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  shit pants at work. discarded underwear.

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  just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?

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  yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.

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• " i never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye" <----HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT MADE ME LAUGH!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:04pm

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• lmmfao god i love hearing poop stories.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:53pm

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• WTF is wrong with you??!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:14pm

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• i feel like the client would notice the ensuing smell...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:22am

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• who says stooled? are we in med school?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:14am

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• stooled? no one says that, douche

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:01pm

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• I've "stooled" myself in public before. Worst night of my life. Never ever ignore the signs!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:28pm

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• rofl "stooled" rofl rofl rofl

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:09am

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• so so gross haha maybe he/she was on the ali pill

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:10am

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• hahaha greatest text yet... stooled...i like it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:49pm

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• what is v. sick, June 9, 2009 6:16pm?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:59pm

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• he "Sharted" its a Fart where some shit slips out.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:03am

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• DO PEOPLE REALLY DO THIS???? in my 23 years of life... through sickness and in health i have NEVER... NEVER "stooled" myself..... how does that happen????

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:42pm

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• LMAO at the two responses, I was thinkin the same thing!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:01am

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• Sadly, my phone number starts with this area code too, and West Elm would be in Red Bluff, California. Good job Bluff, Good Job.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:02pm

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• it stands for "very sick". Idiot

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:49am

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• thats awesome that u can stool while looking someone in the eye. No squinting or funny faces? that is talent. I think. I woulda busted a nut. Wait. I think I just did. Good story anyway! Hope ya feel better

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:13am

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• it was food poisoning...and a nurse had used the term "stool" as a verb, which my friend and i laughed ourselves sick over, so now we use it to amuse ourselves. no matter if other people think we're douches.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:49am

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• best text I have read!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:18pm

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• agreed 403, fuck all the haters..."stooled" is definitely a new part of my vocabularly

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:01am

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• I'm from the dirty 530!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:32pm

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• I had a flu recently that had a side effect of spontaneous shits for weeks. Twice I didn't make it to the bathroom, but thank god I was at home!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:03pm

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• 12:10 this text probable came from a grad student at UCD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:05pm

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• Side effect of swine flu? :P

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:45am

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• seriously, two grown people used "stool" as an everyday word. DOUCHES.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:51pm

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• seriously, are you crippled? walking to the bathroom was impossible?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:56am

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• I don't see why people go on this website if they can't appreciate good humor...I find the term "stooled" absolutely hilarious and I appreciate their whit. =)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:03pm

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• haahahhhahahah BEST!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:13pm

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• Nasty. You been taking it up the ass? Shit just fallin' out now. *shudders*

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:54am

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• you must have a killer poker face.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:31pm

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• That's happened to me once before. the in public stuff. Once in HS when my mom was picking me up... and the movie theater was closed, no bathroom, and i had food poisoning. then she had to drive me home with my friend in the car... sooooo awkward. I feel for you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:03pm

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• "STOOLED?!" Who the hell says "stooled"... ever?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:10pm

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• Lmao!!!!!!!

  Submitted by deanne333 on Sep 21, 10 at 3:38am

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• Oh my god. Sooooo funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:02am

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• 12:42 Give it time; it WILL happen.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:37pm

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• i laughed out loud upon reading that. a good hearty man laugh.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:38pm

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• Why did two people say stool as if that's justs something people say to each other.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:45pm

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• Chico, peeps, Chico.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:44am

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• West Elm is in Woodland too, which is also the 530. Definitely a Woodlandish thing to do.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:28pm

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• I like how you clarified. Keep up the good... er work.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:28pm

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• Hahahaha at 6:45 I was literally just thinking that. I'm sad there is no description of the person's face when they realized they were smelling shit.

  Submitted by 1run4fun on Sep 29, 10 at 6:24am

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• too much anal for you

  Submitted by spapa13 on Jul 7, 10 at 11:06pm

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• This is probably the most hilarious stuff ever! And 8:53 I also lovveeeeeeee hearing shit stories!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:39am

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• hahahahahah i was just about to write the EXACT thing as 2:14

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:27am

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