think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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