I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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